- TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.
when i was a kid my mom pretty much only let me watch veggie tales and i became super obsessed with veggie tales and my mom bought tons of veggie tales tableware so now like 13 years later we only primarily veggie tales plates and bowls and nothing makes you question your life more than eating rum soaked cake while watching larry the cucumber stare up at u at 2 am
maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them
write a book
do a movie
"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood