So for a bit now my friend and I do this thing where we pay forward our friendship
She pays one week for going out and I pay the next. WELL THIS BEAUTIFUL BASTARD ruined it by paying last night so to get back at her..
I’m buying our train tickets for Boston when we go AND HER DINNER. MWAHAHAHA
walk into the party. almost every single guy has a purple cup. most of the girls have blue cups, but the purple cups are ONLY hitting up the girls with green cups (who range from “in a bitter breakup” to “i have a crush on my yoga instructor”). you walk into the backyard and there’s two people screamfighting with pink cups while a purple cup dude bolts past you and back into the party, zipping up. you put arsenic in a green cup and chug it in front of everyone and then they cheer and you don’t remember the last part because youre dead now so i guess ur relationship status is indeed complicated
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
a trajeudi
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
Anyone ever wonder about how many strangers’ dreams YOU’VE appeared in as a background character or even a main character after they saw you somewhere in public once and their brain decided to save you face for later on and how they probably woke up thinking real hard about you
I hope they tell me
nature-euphoria
